December 22, 2012
Oh god it's almost christmas.
But I must say that I'm really looking forward to my trip to Germany on Monday, spending the holy holiday with my German family but my mother in law is a bit concerned about the trip and sent me this message:
Out before the holidays. Be safe always: Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink bottled water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks and sh*t like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.
She is frigging funny, thanks Mutti!
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